Betsy sent this one.
“These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.”
Speaking of booty, the butt chamois giveaway is now closed. I had 7 comments, one was from Jenni who already has a chamois. I promised 5 prizes, but who wants to be odd man out? Besides it's so much work hauling that Random Integer Generator out of the basement. So again thanks to Visa for extending more credit, I will send butt chamois to the following bloggersKaci
Just Kim U
Please email me with your mailing address and I'll send your package.
Now I'm off to think of a good third wish.
A guy finds a bottle on the beach, he rubs it and, sure enough, out pops a Genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch."
The man was ecstatic. "What catch?" he asked.
The Genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive DOUBLE what you asked for."
"Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.
"What is your first wish?" asked the Genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari! " POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.
"NOW, every lawyer in the world has TWO Ferraris," said the Genie. "Next wish?"
"I'd LOVE a million dollars..." replied the man. POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
"NOW, every lawyer in the world has TWO MILLION dollars," said the Genie.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got MY million," replied the man.
"What is your final wish?"
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney...."
Sorry Julie, but it is kinda funny.