Bling for the Bing Bings

Good Morning Everyone and WELCOME to a very informative and uplifting blog post. I, Megryansmom, will attempt to shop for bras later this afternoon. But first, I'd like to share with you how to find the right bra.

STEP #1 Finding the correct size.

Measure the rib cage snuggly, but comfortably just below the breasts. If the number is 33 or less, add 5 inches to that number and that is your bra size. Over 33 inches add 3 inches to get you bra size. Both ways, rounding odd numbers up to even.

Then measure the bust around the fullest part. Now subtract that last number from this new number and you'll come up with another number used to determine cup size.

AA = 1/2"
A = 1"
B = 2"
C = 3"
D = 4"
DD or E = 5"
F = 6"
G = 7"

Just as an example, lets use these random numbers. If your ribcage measures 31 inches, then add 5 and you come up with 36. Now the fullest part of your boobs measures 36 inches, so subtract 31 from 36, leaving 5, thus making your cup size a DD and your bras size a 36DD. Ehem, please note these are RANDOM numbers and in no way, shape or form MY BRA SIZE or even what the lady at JCPenney recommended to be MY BRA SIZE.

After you have the right size the next thing to think about is what kind of bra is needed. Is it for support, coverage, comfort or athletics? Bras come in a variety of fits and fabrics. There are different styles of bras designed for specific body types, fashions and activities. No one bra can do it all!

THIS is my everyday favorite, feels like I'm not wearing a bra, winter wear under sweatshirts bra. Walmart Bestform $6.96

THIS is what Whynot wishes my everyday bra looked like.

THIS is an AWESOME T-shirt and sweater and every other purpose bra.
Still practical, yet a bit sexier than the sport's bra.

THIS is my mother's bra! Sears. It's the ONLY style I have ever seen my mother wear. It's her bra, she loves it so much she sleeps in it.

The options available can be overwhelming, you have to choose amount of padding, support, color, style — Of course, once you find the perfect fit, you swear by it and end up with multiples of the same bra in different colors and life is good until that time six months later when it's time to shop for new bras and they've discontinued your favorite bras and you're back to square one.

Say a little prayer for my husband today, after the promise of sexual favors and lunch, he has agreed to accompany me on my adventure. He either really loves me or he's just horny and hungry.