My 1st text of the year was this one from Glitter Gurl at about 1 pm:
Thanks 4 bein honest all those yrs when u told me im not missin out on anything when it came to stayin home on new years
In true mommy style my stomach did a flip and I immediately felt nauseous. This can't be good. A few moments and another text.
some d bag as we r counting down 2 the new yr threw a full can of beer at me n it bustd open when it hit my forehead so beer was getting in my eyes n i start flushing it wi water n as i wipe my face my hands were dripping blood
n then Newman n his friend beat the shit outta the guy n yea it was messed up n no fun. We said next year we r just gunna rent movies n play board games
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I haven't seen it up close and personal yet, perhaps it's not so bad. I guess she could get bangs to cover up that nasty scar that'll be there smack dab in the middle of her forehead to remind her of her careless youth!
The excitement continues. At 9:05 pm this happened. I can spit this far from my backyard. For the one of you that might remember, this is the same spot where the guy from Springfield Missouri was killed in a plane crash a few years back.
What are you trying to tell me 2009? I swear there was NO LAUNDRY done here on The Avenue on New Year's Day. Go pick on someone else!