Friday, January 2, 2009

Happy Flippin New Year!

Oh 2009, you wasted no time rearing your ugly head! Immediately upon your grand entrance to be exact.

My 1st text of the year was this one from Glitter Gurl at about 1 pm:

Thanks 4 bein honest all those yrs when u told me im not missin out on anything when it came to stayin home on new years

In true mommy style my stomach did a flip and I immediately felt nauseous. This can't be good. A few moments and another text.

some d bag as we r counting down 2 the new yr threw a full can of beer at me n it bustd open when it hit my forehead so beer was getting in my eyes n i start flushing it wi water n as i wipe my face my hands were dripping blood

and another.

n then Newman n his friend beat the shit outta the guy n yea it was messed up n no fun. We said next year we r just gunna rent movies n play board games

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Beautiful no? And they wonder why I never let them do anything!!!! It's because THIS is what happens!

I haven't seen it up close and personal yet, perhaps it's not so bad. I guess she could get bangs to cover up that nasty scar that'll be there smack dab in the middle of her forehead to remind her of her careless youth!

The excitement continues. At 9:05 pm this happened. I can spit this far from my backyard. For the one of you that might remember, this is the same spot where the guy from Springfield Missouri was killed in a plane crash a few years back.

What are you trying to tell me 2009? I swear there was NO LAUNDRY done here on The Avenue on New Year's Day. Go pick on someone else!

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21 comments:

Deb said...

I'm right there with you! I spent yesterday and into the middle of the night in the hospital with my dad, who took a fall and got a head injury. 2009 better just be fooling around with us.

♥georgie♥ said...

OMGosh! I am speechless

Grand Pooba said...

Well, it can only get better from here right?

sandy said...

Not a great start at all! My advice, throw yourself a re-New Year party. Stay up and count down at midnight like it's the first of the year:)

Happy New Year anyway,
Sandy

Kristen said...

Wow I hope things start to look better soon.
I agree with Sandy...start over

Meghan said...

((HUGS))

Tiffany said...

I think 09 is trying to tell you to NOT build your own aircraft and try to fly it. And at least that drunk bastard got a good beating for doing that to your baby.

Heather said...

Oh geez! That looks painful! Poor thing... and poor mama!

Jess said...

Ditto what Tiffany said!!!

Don't "own" the negatism and it won't continue.

Dawn said...

Geez! That's awful. You need to let her know that you really don't need that kind of stuff to blog about! LOL!

I hope it only gets much better from here on out.

Melissa said...

Wow, scary stuff. I hope that GG's forehead heals nicely...and that you have a great big drink to help you through this stressful time!

Kristen said...

I got your package today!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you sooooo much

This was so much fun for me to open and I will definately be enjoying these awesome treats!

Jenni Jiggety said...

OUCH! Her poor head! I am glad someone kicked that guy's ass...who throws a full beer can at someone's head???? Bah.

Stacy's Random Thoughts said...

Like Jenni said - what IDIOT throws a full can of beer at someone's head? Sheesh! Here's hoping the rest of 2009 goes much better for all of you! :)

amelia bedelia said...

oh man! that's a nasty cut! i have a weak stomach, and couldn't look at it for very long...hope your 2009 is better, maybe all the bad is behind ya!

Betsy said...

OMG. What a horrible start... I'm sorry. HUGS and hopes for a better rest of the year.

Stacy said...

Holy Crap Batman! That's just awful. And here I was feeling sorry for my boring New Years at home! Maybe that's all the bad that's going to happen?

Stacy said...

Holy Crap Batman! That's just awful. And here I was feeling sorry for my boring New Years at home! Maybe that's all the bad that's going to happen?

Julie said...

Yikes! It can only go uphill from here, right??

Vodka Mom said...

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Sassy and Golden BOy have had so many stitches that they know me in the ER.

dammit.

Julie said...

AAAAHHHH facial injuries are the worst. She must use lots of Vitamin E so there is no scar! Pop the capsule open and rub it right on there.....

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