Welcome back to reality. The holiday's are over. Chop chop back to the grind. If you were too busy to blog over the weekend go check this out and this here too. One more, thanks Annie for letting me go first ; 0 Back already? Did you remember to leave a comment for Annie? No? Go back, I'll wait right here. NOW! MARCH MARCH MARCH!
My weekend was nice and lazy, just the way I like them. Saturday night Whynot and I went to Chili's. They have THE. BEST. BACON. CHEESE. BURGERS. But the excitement didn't end there. Oh no, we know how to have a good time, Whynot and I. We drove to the nearest Super Target. Be still my heart. I've never been to one before! I wish it were closer, I'd shout SCREW YOU SUPER WALMART.
As I wandered through aisle after aisle in total euphoria I was often greeted by a very polite and eloquent Target employee. "Hi ma'am, can I help you find something?" It's exactly what I imagine grocery shopping in Heaven will be like. Because after all those years of Walmart shopping, there is NO doubt. I am going to Heaven!
It was clean. There were no transient families camping out at the head of the aisles. It was clean. The shelves were well stocked and neat. Oh yeah, did I mention it was CLEAN? The employees were so polite. It was like that movie Pleasantville.
All that fantasy inspired be to conduct a little scientific experiment on Sunday.
I asked myself the question: Will mold grow on a husband who sits on the couch watching football and hockey all day? The results are a startling NO. So there you have it, I've done all the work for you, just show this to your husbands and there will be no need to conduct the experiment in your own homes.
Happy Monday everyone. I'll be here munching on my Archer Farms Apricot Yogurt Oat Bars, wondering about things like mesothelioma, school loan consolidation, and cheapest auto insurance.