My apologizes to those of you who stumbled over here and got ad on your shoes. This girl's got bills, mountains and mountains of bills. I thought I'd try something new. If this doesn't work, I'll put a paypal button up there in the corner and maybe someone will take pity on me. It's just too darn cold out to bundle TOF up and go panhandle at the exit ramp of the interstate, besides Whynot took my car keys to work with him today. I'm having flashbacks to a previous life where someone used to do that on purpose to confine me to the house. ACKKKKKKK.
I'm lazy, the holidays always make me lazy. Short chopped up weeks and I lose all sense of structure. No craft today, no theme. We played Twister, watched the resident squirrel, Cheddar, eat sunflower seeds. We saw a possum, or is it an opossum, walking in my neighbors' yard. And the worst sign of my laziness......the tv is on, commercial tv!! Beautiful, hypnotizing commercial tv. Thank you NOGGIN, thank you Oswald. I have a half hour. Then I can start lunch and think of nap time and then before I know it, it will be 5:30 and time for my dentist appointment.
The sun is shining and all the snow and ice have melted, the river in the street has dried up too. At some point, probably right after lunch we are going outside for some fresh air. It'll make us nap better. Naps are very important! Naps are NOT negotiable! You will nap! Until 1st grade!
You want Christmas pictures? I have some pictures.
There are very few pictures of me, because they mostly look like this!
Miller Lite has become a HUGE joke for us.
Newman, Glitter Gurl and TOF
I know, you're all thinking WHAT A BUNCH OF MISFITS! But they're all mine and I love 'em!
I'll leave you with the NUMERO UNO reason we try NOT to watch commercial tv during the day. Very disturbing! Don't say I didn't warn you