#10 A reader names their llamas after you!
Introducing Megryansmom and Whynot Llama
They belong to my bloggy buddy Marilyn at The Fat Bottom Farm. I'm not sure who is who and Megryansmom was originally named Dolly, but when I told Marilyn how insulted I was that one llama was named Whynot and the other one was not Megryansmom, she immediately changed Dolly's name. That's bloggy love I tell ya!
Marilyn tells me, as far as llamas go they're pretty good, even though the only thing they scare off (or try to) is the pig. She doesn't think Megryansmom is expecting. (That's a relief.) She may be barren and Whynot has been emasculated. (I had nothing to do with that, it was all his ex-wife's doing)
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Whynot is emasculated because Dolly (the once and former Dolly - when she WAS dolly) used to bitch and moan at him all the time so all he could do was hump the barbed wire fence and, of course, we all know what happens when you hump a barbed wire fence - emasculation. Perhaps, with her new name, she'll be friendlier - which will further emasculate him because, like, sure, NOW you're friendly.
that IS totally hitting it big in the bloggin world. I LOVE it!!
WAIT! What are the other nine reasons????
:)
Signs, not reasons. Whatever. It's late for me. haha
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