|TOF's First Day of Kindergarten|
Augie Dawgs packs TOF's lunch everyday, sometimes he eats it and sometimes...well let me just tell you how it all goes down.
The first few days went without incident. Ham sandwich, various snacky type things and a juice box.
And then we heard this:
How was your lunch today TOF?
I didn't eat it. A mean boy took my sandwich away from me.
Yeah, he didn't like his sandwich so he ate mine.
TOF, don't let people eat your food. Tell the lunch lady if it happens again.
I think the mean boy doesn't like Pa's bread (cinnamon raisin bread). Can I have my sandwich on Pa's bread?
TOF, did you eat your sandwich today?
Uh huh. The mean boy doesn't like Pa's bread!
and then this:
TOF, don't pick your nose. Do you have bad boogers? Do you want a tissue?
No, I have Play Doh in my nose!
What!? Why do you have Plah Doh in your nose?
Well this werewolf boy...he's not really a werewolf, just a boy who is a werewolf, but he's not. He's just a boy. He put it in my nose.
Augie Dawgs was at Curriculum Night and TOF's teacher mentioned what a great imagination he had and the wonderful stories he told her. After hearing about his days at school, I shudder to think of the things he shares with her about his home life.