Because my little Blues Fest isn't enough to keep my mind busy, I've decided to dabble a little in blasphemy. Seriously THIS is what has been running through my head this morning.....
...Adam and Eve. Just how did that 1st conjugal visit go down?
Adam: Yo Eve, look at my pee stick, whatcha say I put it in your pee hole and we see what happens.
Eve: Yeah, great idea! Let's try it.
The next night they tell their friends and neighbors how much fun it was and soon everyone is doing it?
What kind of crazies were those two?
Six months later....
Eve: Hey Adam, what did you do to me? I've been puking every day and my fig leaves are getting snug!
Adam: You said it was ok, wanna try it again?
Eve: Don't come near me with that thing!
Three months after that, without the benefit of an epidural, Eve delivers Cain or was it Abel, I forgot who came first (ha no pun intended)
Eve: Adam, I swear to The Voice, you come near me with that thing again I'll have the snake eat it.
Eve to her newborn son: Awww aren't you the cutest little thing. Let me stick my boob in your mouth to see if you'll stop crying.
Seriously have you ever given THAT any thought? How demented was that? And because I know that there really were no neighbors or TV, Adam and Eve kept making babies and when the babies were old enough they sat them all down and said "Ok boys grab your sisters and do as we say"
I think all this happened in England, which would explain those bad teeth.
Alrighty then, I'm going to take a little nappy now, right after I say an Act of Contrition.