I've remodeled. You likey? Well I didn't remodel, I picked the colors and had my friend Marilyn move all the furniture and tear out the carpeting and paint.
What? You expected me to do it all? Paleese, it's January 15th and my naked Christmas tree still stands in the corner of my family room.
Seriously, do you like the new look? Is it neat and crisp? The font, is it too small? Does it look like a million bucks? Because I need a million bucks about now and a sleep aid! Check out that time stamp below. 3:12 AM on a Saturday. What is wrong with me?
So in my insomniatic stupor I usually find my best blog fodder. Spell check is telling me insomniatic is spelled wrong. Google is telling me it is not. Google trumps spell check.
Arghhh, I babble when sleep deprived. Not entirely correct. I babble at other times too.
On to my topic...pajama jeans.
The other day Glitter Gurl's facebook status read pajama jeans...seriously, what next?
So of course I had to Google pajama jeans.
Ohmyhell. I'm in love! I live in sweats all winter. Well, mostly in the house, but I have been known to wear them to Walmart in the hopes of being included in the People of Walmart photos some day. Pajama jeans would be awesome! I could look all pulled together. Stylish, Sexy and Comfortable.
They look like boot cut jeans, with brass rivets and contrast stitching. No zippers or buttons and they'll even throw in a free bonus grey crew neck t-shirt, for only $39.95 plus shipping.
Looking for my credit card, checking sizing. What's this? Inseam length 31 inches, all sizes.
WTF! I'm 5'8" in slippers on a good day. 31 inches are almost capris! I'm so disappointed now.
Disclaimer: This is not a sponsored post, nor a SNL spoof. I wasn't paid, sent free pajama jeans or nuthin, but I'm totally open to sponsored posts, free stuff and being paid.