Wednesday, August 27, 2008

WTF Wednesday!!!!

I had to do it, I just had to. I had to have a WTF Wednesday of my own. WTF WTF WTF WTF. I got my period S E V E N days early, say perimenopause and I'll bite your head off. Well at least that would explain the bitchiness last week, maybe, and why my belly looks like I'm 7 1/2 months pregnant and why the potato chips are all gone even though they sucked. Note to self never buy the Lays or maybe they were Jays Kettle Cooked......ewwww gross and greasy tasting, but yeah, I polished off the entire bag last week. Ruffles used to be the chip of choice for PMS, but they are gross now too. I've considered plain Lays with perhaps a chocolate dip.

But even more to WTF about. Tampons, I had THREE left this morning! Who does that? Saves three and doesn't buy a new box? I can't even blame Glittergirl, cuz she's not here. Where are my damn tampons? I used to be the Queen of Paper Products! Toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, napkins, tampons, pads. I bought in mass quantity so I would never run out. WTF happened to me!!????

Say perimenopause and I'll bite your head off!!!


On a happy note, Aunt Flo will be all gone for my romantic trip to Cincinnati with Whynot next week. Wink wink ;)
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Jill said...

I hate it when that happens! Taht is a very WTF? worthy problem indeed! lol

Anonymous said...

Your 'paper product stock up skills' have been taking a back seat to bargain hunting for TOF puzzles and toys lol

Perimenopause aside, isn't it sort of a relief to figure out WTF you were so out of sorts all last week tho?? -- it wasn't your fault!! ;o)

Now MY WTF is WTF are the pictures of the new red baby in your driveway!?!


Kaci said...

Oh man that suckeths! I so am on the AF too! And who saves just the friggin LITE tampons?? ME that's who...AS IF! :)

Anonymous said...

I came over from Leah's.
You crack me up.
I am 48 as of earlier this month.
WTF! A year ago last May mine (P) started coming 6 days early.
It's the s*#TS.
(by the way, I love how the SAHM's
use one word sentences on their blogs...It's my new way to make my point : )

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