Warning, this post is all over-much like my mood swings lately.
I'm PMS-ing...still, again, take your pick. I'm just one big happy period this month, thank you Always. Today is DAY NINE of my period. NINE freaking days! I should be dead from the blood loss alone. But it seems the lost blood has been replaced by some wicked hormone that just makes me batshit crazy. I hate myself and I hate everyone around me. Well not everyone, TOF and Moose have been spared my wrath, but everyone else look out! So I'm going to whine and hopefully that will make me feel better because I have to hold off on the wine until after 6 pm.
Some of you may already know that yesterday morning on my front door stoop there was a ziploc baggie filled with a mystery liquid. No note, no clue what it was, so I pitched it in the trash. TODAY, more than 24 hours later I get an email from the gal that runs the dog rescue. In the unmarked baggie was medicine for deworming Sami. I was supposed to know this how? I'm sorry but the raging hormones have diminished my psychic abilities Jill. I threw the bag away and look, as I read your belated email, the garbage truck is pulling away from the front of my house. CRAP!
Do those squiggly lines up there look even? Because I didn't count them, which is odd for someone like me afflicted with OCD. Next paragraph break I will just copy and paste, don't know why I didn't think of that sooner. DUH!
Two people live in this house. Two. In that pile are a few of TOF's jammies but how do two people create this much laundry? And there's still one load in the dryer and one in the washer. Why won't this shit fold itself? I keep glaring at it and calling it stupid and it still won't leave the room.
This lying piece of crap I'd like to throw at someone! Is there a name for the disease that is the opposite of anorexia? Not bullemia, because I never purge. Like how anorexics see themselves as fat people but in truth they are sickeningly skinny. Well I have that for fat people. I am morbidly obese and I think the world sees me as a perfect size 10.