Happy Sunday everyone! It's a great day here on The Avenue, the sun is shining, I have a nice pot of fresh hot decaf available, Whynot is snoring away upstairs and all is well with my world....so far. Dang, getting laid on a Saturday night sure does wonders. Oops sorry, TMI. Crap, now you're all blind and can't read the rest of my post. I hate when that happens! Here goes nothing....
Do you TWITTER? I TWITTER! Stop that! I'm not talking about the fantastic sex anymore! Online! Do you TWITTER?
I've become a smidge obsessed with TWITTER. I check it 47,000 times a day, seriously, that many. Nothing gets done around here, laundry is piling up, dishes are dirty, TOF sits around in a dirty diaper watching commercial television all damn day and I TWITTER. But people don't TWITTER me back nearly as much as I'd like them too. What is that all about? Am I not cool enough for you TWITTERVERSE? Cuz I'm sort of cool, at least I like to think so. Are my TWEETS boring?
You tell me. Here's some of the stuff I TWEET:
- Hola Tweeters! Just back from dinner and Super Target. My very 1st time. AWESOME!
- Anyone have a beer of some wine they'd like to share with me? It's been a LONG day
- I am up, I am showered, I am dressed. It's still WINTER......carry on
- @charmedimsure awww, I'm sending some virtual chicken soup and tea. I'll even fluff your pillow. Feel better!
- Uggh I just sat down to relax and I'm smelling something nasty, like dirty feet, or stale popcorn WTF!!
- DO NOT tell the Rabbi, but I just had the most delicious corned beef and cheese on marble rye sandwich.
- @McMommyblog is that wrong to do? Wear your makeup 2 days in a row? I mean we are in a recession, cut corners where you have to.
- Does it make me a bad person if at 2 pm I am still in my flannel jammies? Catching up on DAMAGES.
- Last ER tonight. For me this is reminiscent of the last M*A*S*H
- @ladybug_3777 I used to be thin, I listened to people when they said that to me...dang! The cake did me in.
- Another manic Monday, why do people insist on pairing GOOD with MORNING, makes no sense to me. On a good morning, I'd still be in bed.
- Bad day gone worse...forgot to watch Prison Break and I'm out of wine. Living la vida sucko
- Megryansmom was here BEFORE Oprah. Hell Chicago was MY town before it was hers! I'm taking my city back!!
- What a great day in Chicago sports, Cubs win, Bulls win, Hawks win. Did I miss anyone. Nope, didn't think so.
- @matusik5 crap it must be hormones, I'm crying. Good luck Lisa, come on Brady, it's your birthday!
- Study: Nearly 1 in 10 U.S. kids are addicted to video games. My question: How many adults are addicted to Twitter?
- wondering...."are there places you cannot reach with a washcloth?"
- Still laughing about this @momneedstherapy RT should I stop the husband from shoving it in further? Or just laugh at him as he does it?
- Buzz word update: We've traded "going Green" for "Swine flu" this week, please adjust your twitters accordingly.
- I love my hubby, he filled the gas can for the lawn mower so I could mow while he's at the Cub game. Nothing says I love you like a lawn job
- Greg Maddux DOES NOT wash his hands after peeing. That's the honest to God truth from a reliable source
- @Go_Girls Hey how about a Go Girl for my faithful readers?
- Hey Chicago whatta you say, the Cubs are gonna win today! If you're going to the game look for me in Sect 505 ;) #gocubsgo
See I AM way cool! Off to the Cub game. TWEET y'all later!
Go Cubs Go!!!!