Sunday, May 17, 2009

I'm Twitterific!

Happy Sunday everyone! It's a great day here on The Avenue, the sun is shining, I have a nice pot of fresh hot decaf available, Whynot is snoring away upstairs and all is well with my world....so far. Dang, getting laid on a Saturday night sure does wonders. Oops sorry, TMI. Crap, now you're all blind and can't read the rest of my post. I hate when that happens! Here goes nothing....

Do you TWITTER? I TWITTER! Stop that! I'm not talking about the fantastic sex anymore! Online! Do you TWITTER?

I've become a smidge obsessed with TWITTER. I check it 47,000 times a day, seriously, that many. Nothing gets done around here, laundry is piling up, dishes are dirty, TOF sits around in a dirty diaper watching commercial television all damn day and I TWITTER. But people don't TWITTER me back nearly as much as I'd like them too. What is that all about? Am I not cool enough for you TWITTERVERSE? Cuz I'm sort of cool, at least I like to think so. Are my TWEETS boring?

You tell me. Here's some of the stuff I TWEET:

  • Hola Tweeters! Just back from dinner and Super Target. My very 1st time. AWESOME!
  • Anyone have a beer of some wine they'd like to share with me? It's been a LONG day
  • I am up, I am showered, I am dressed. It's still WINTER......carry on
  • @charmedimsure awww, I'm sending some virtual chicken soup and tea. I'll even fluff your pillow. Feel better!
  • Uggh I just sat down to relax and I'm smelling something nasty, like dirty feet, or stale popcorn WTF!!
  • DO NOT tell the Rabbi, but I just had the most delicious corned beef and cheese on marble rye sandwich.
  • @McMommyblog is that wrong to do? Wear your makeup 2 days in a row? I mean we are in a recession, cut corners where you have to.
  • Does it make me a bad person if at 2 pm I am still in my flannel jammies? Catching up on DAMAGES.
  • Last ER tonight. For me this is reminiscent of the last M*A*S*H
  • @ladybug_3777 I used to be thin, I listened to people when they said that to me...dang! The cake did me in.
  • Another manic Monday, why do people insist on pairing GOOD with MORNING, makes no sense to me. On a good morning, I'd still be in bed.
  • Bad day gone worse...forgot to watch Prison Break and I'm out of wine. Living la vida sucko
  • Megryansmom was here BEFORE Oprah. Hell Chicago was MY town before it was hers! I'm taking my city back!!
  • What a great day in Chicago sports, Cubs win, Bulls win, Hawks win. Did I miss anyone. Nope, didn't think so.
  • @matusik5 crap it must be hormones, I'm crying. Good luck Lisa, come on Brady, it's your birthday!
  • Study: Nearly 1 in 10 U.S. kids are addicted to video games. My question: How many adults are addicted to Twitter?
  • wondering...."are there places you cannot reach with a washcloth?"
  • Still laughing about this @momneedstherapy RT should I stop the husband from shoving it in further? Or just laugh at him as he does it?
  • Buzz word update: We've traded "going Green" for "Swine flu" this week, please adjust your twitters accordingly.
  • I love my hubby, he filled the gas can for the lawn mower so I could mow while he's at the Cub game. Nothing says I love you like a lawn job
  • Greg Maddux DOES NOT wash his hands after peeing. That's the honest to God truth from a reliable source
  • @Go_Girls Hey how about a Go Girl for my faithful readers?
and my most recent TWEET

  • Hey Chicago whatta you say, the Cubs are gonna win today! If you're going to the game look for me in Sect 505 ;) #gocubsgo

See I AM way cool! Off to the Cub game. TWEET y'all later!

Go Cubs Go!!!!


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16 comments:

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

I try to Tweet at least once a day, but really find the whole experience rather boring. Will probably just let it fade away at some point and forget about it. I guess blogging and facebooking keep me busy enough.

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Lorie said...

Megryans's Mom,
Me and my best buddy are here in Chicago-until Tuesday. She is Memaw Barbie and I am Meme Lorie-I read you everyday and have commented over time.We are in Hoffman Estates-we will be all over the place though-if you have time and would like to meet two bloggers from Al.Call me 256-683-8069. Enjoy your ballgame today!

Michelle said...

And see... this is why I refuse to ever START tweeting. I'd suggest giving up on the Cubs, but I know it's adiease you can't help. Have fun -- at least it's sunny even if FREEZING!

Michelle said...

Oh, and I'll pass along my favorite Wrigely tip. You can bring in your own food and drink. Stop and 7/11 before the game to buy a giant Slurpee. EVERYone around you will be jealous, I promise.

Nap Warden said...

Have fun at the Cub Game! That's way more fun than Twitter;)

~Sandy~ said...

I am addicted too! it's an obsession :O) someone just told me about a way you can do it through your cell phone even if you don't have the web on your phone!! have fun at the game!!

Kathy B! said...

I'm not much of a tweeter. I can harldy keep up with the stupid blog most days (mine, not yours!!).

And anyone that can correctly use asshat in a sentence is definitely cool -- don't worry :)

Julie said...

I just don't get the twitter obsession. I'm on there, but I find myself mostly bored by a lot of the inane tweets from people I follow! (Not you...!) I could live without Twitter easily.

Jennifer Suarez said...

I'm twitter addicted too. I'm going to have to tweet about my therapy to break the addiction. Wait... that might not work.

Stacie's Madness said...

love twitter...but it is horrible for my working...or not working... ;)

Kaci said...

I so tried the tweet but just don't LOVE it. Sorry.

Elaine A. said...

I think your tweets are great but I don't think I see you on there that much. Maybe we are twittering at different times. Beware, I'm now on the look-out! ; )

Jenni Jiggety said...

Enjoy the game!!! We're seeing the Sox this Wednesday!

Deb said...

Tweet away!! It is fun.

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

You didn't know that humping a telphone pole can be dangerous? Aren't you glad my blog pointed that out? Now you can safely avoid that activity!!!

Hallie :)

Bar-b said...

thanks for letting the non tweeters (by choice) in on your tweets. If I add one more computer related site to my repetoire...I will be a single mom of two.

have fun ;)

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