Why is it when a sign says 'Wet Paint' you still have to check that it is?
How do painkillers know which pain to treat?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
I wonder about the person who first discovered you could milk a cow. What did they originally think they were doing to the cow?
Why is it when people gossip about you, no-one comes and asks you if it's true before telling 10 other people?
Why is it when somebody says you can't do something, you instantly want to do just that?
I wonder why I even bother telling my problems to anyone 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad I have them.
Would I be exempt from cleaning the house if I just hung a sign on the front door that said, "Pardon the mess - My my grandson and I are making memories!"
Does anyone wonder what I wonder about?
Which is better chocolate or sex?
Who invented words? How do we know that what we say is actually real?
What do you do when the only person who can stop your crying is the person who makes you cry in the first place?
Do lesbian squirrels still eat nuts?
Have any of the dollar bills in my wallet ever been in a stripper's butt crack?
What do Bert and Ernie do for a living?
Would anyone even notice if I just disappeared?
Exactly where the hell IS Easy Street?
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Hmmm.....Things That Make Me Wonder
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