Life . . .

. . . has sucked the blogging out of me!

It's been a month, no one has sent out a search party. Do I have any followers anymore? My numbers are so low. Ask me if I care. (I do sort of)

I made the Red Tricycle Mom Blogger List today. Someone still loves me. Maybe.

Catholics have a new Pope today! Francis I.I already like him better than ExBenedict, (read eggs Benedict)

Guide him Heavenly Father to be a Pope for the people, a Pope of the New World, for the New World.

More thoughts for today:

Drs, hard as they try, just don't have a sense of humor nor do they get sarcasm. They're all business. Except for my Kate, but then she's not a full fledged Dr. Must be why I love her so.

Don't go to Target during the week when big kids are in school, unless you want to hear eleventy sixteen screaming toddlers. Oh my nanny! Do moms go there with screamers to keep their own sanity while driving the rest of us bat shit crazy?

When you have to wait a half hour at that same Target for your prescription, it's better to spend the $1.49 on popcorn to keep your preschooler happy than walking through the books where he will most definitely fling himself on the floor in an epic tantrum. He was much happier looking out the window at the parking lot eating popcorn in a swivel chair. Money well spent.

Now it's your turn . . .  whoever may still be out there. Ask me a question, or 12. I'll answer almost anything. Lotto predictions, weather, good eats. So go for it and I'll answer in my next post, hopefully in less than one month.