Today in my worthless local newspaper, I read this:
Jim Mc F and his wife, Lauren, are parishioners at St R's They live in J-town with their two adopted chocolate labs, Boscoe and Scout.
I kid you not, it said that, well not exactly that, the human names and town have been altered to protect the innocent (me) But the part about the ADOPTED chocolate labs, all true. I am so glad they pointed that adopted part out in the article, had they not I surely would have thought the Lauren McF had given birth to twin chocolate labs!
Stuff like this happens all the time in our backwards paper and yet I continue to subscribe. It's only $1 a week and I get more than that in coupons on Sunday, besides it makes a good liner for the pig cages.
P.S. Magic Number is FOUR!!!